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Ep. 4The Fence Line

July 13, 2026

How Maurice came to the 305: he did not knock, he did not apply — he appeared on the back fence one afternoon, and the verdict was instant. Arthur notes the newcomer skipped the entire application process. Max keeps the official record.

Ep. 3Prince of the Planter Bed

July 10, 2026

Arthur — smallest of the three, gray, dignified — claims the planter bed as his royal seat. The planter bed was not consulted. Maurice files his objection in person. Max keeps the official record.

Ep. 2The Origin of Maximus

July 8, 2026

The flood, the cage, the tag that said Mr. Boots — and the name that didn't survive the ride home. Episode One of the Official Archives, as told by Max. Maurice suggests dolphins.

Ep. 1Maurice Moved Breakfast to 6 AM

July 6, 2026

Maurice moves breakfast to 6 AM — two hours before anyone agreed to it. Arthur declines to acknowledge the situation. Max keeps the official record.

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