The Official Record, Abridged
THE QUICK HITS
Same official record. None of the runtime.
Prefer the full record? Browse the episodes →He didn't knock. The committee still convened.
July 14, 2026
Breakfast moved to 5:45. The 6 AM truce didn't last.
July 12, 2026
Before there was a record, there was a flood.
July 11, 2026
Maurice has a pitch. It involves dolphins. Nobody asked.
July 9, 2026