In Loving MemoryMAXIMUS
a.k.a. MAX · KEEPER OF THE RECORD
Big brown-black Maine Coon tabby, full mane, white chest ruff. Eyes: yellow-gold. Largest cat in the house, built for somewhere colder than Miami.
“I watched that rat for two days. It never had a chance.”
- Records kept
- all of them
- Patience
- measured
- Naps
- earned
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Seventeen pounds, full mane, a coat a shade cooler and darker than Maurice's — when I came into a room, the room adjusted. Not because I asked. Because that's how it works.
Born in Mississippi, carried out of a flood as a kitten, shipped to Florida. Six months old, a pet-store cage, a tag that read Mr. Boots. I did not keep the name. The day I came home I became Maximus, and the record has read that way ever since.
I ran hot my whole life — built for somewhere colder, stationed in Miami, so I worked the tile instead of anyone's lap. Affection was on my terms, rarely and briefly given. Late in life that eased, a little: ten minutes lying against somebody, a purr, sometimes asleep before the heat moved me along. That was as far as I'd go. It was enough.
I presided over Arthur and Maurice for years the way a patriarch does — by being there, not by making a case for it. In April 2026 I crossed over, seventeen years in. I'm still the one telling you what happened. That hasn't changed.
MAX IN FRAMES
I'm Max. We're the 305. We'll be here. 🐾

