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Episode 01
THE 6 AM BREAKFAST SHIFT
July 6, 2026 · 1:33
Maurice launches a pre-dawn wake-up campaign to move breakfast to 6 AM — floor sprints in the dark, a knocked pen, strategic furniture-sitting — while Arthur refuses to acknowledge the hour exists and Max keeps the official record. Breakfast is ultimately served on Maurice's schedule, as everything is.
“The vote was 1 to 2. Breakfast passed anyway.”
I'm Max. We're the 305. We'll be here. 🐾
This is the first episode.